Welcome To TheRealJane.com
The Official Professional Escort Website Of Skagit Valley’s Top Erotic Talent and Favorite Companion, Annette Jane
To All Of The Freaky Fellas And Lovely Ladies:
It’s so great to have you here!
Hopefully you find the site to be helpful and easy to navigate! The main purpose of it is to paint a picture for potential clients about what our time together looks like. Then, to inspire gentlemen to take action and book a session.
One of the biggest benefits is that I no longer need to censor my content. I can unabashedly advertise my erotic services and rates without fear of violating the TOS (terms of service), being shadowbanned or de-platformed.
Annette Jane is a Slim and Trim Blonde Spinner born and raised in NW Washington State
Who I am
Who is Annette Jane really?
Well, for starters I am proudly and unabashedly born and raised in the pacific northwest. The northwest corner of WA state, to be exact. I am worryingly addicted to caffeine and an unapologetic coffee snob.
But, coffee really is the only thing about me that is elitist (okay, maybe I do have a superiority complex about my bj capabilities) and as cliche as it may sound, I fit the “girl next door” trope to a tee.
Maybe more along the lines of girl next door with an edge – impossibly approachable, yet oddly intimidating. A little more risque than the average Debbie or Susie but nevertheless still within arms reach.
𝓑𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼, 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮 💖
So timeless, so sexy… 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 americana.
Such a intoxicating combonation in a woman has been known to envoke a distinct kind of lust. An arousal that is disruptive, overindulgent and innately hedonistic.
What I do
I provide a wide array of sensual services. I do standard and VIP full service which entails all the usual of FSSW. Companionship is intertwined with full service but is also a standalone option. Additionally, I offer sensual massage as a complimentary service to all VIP sessions. Last but not least, I offer custom gf for-hire arrangements that can span as short and singular as one evening to full scale multi-month affairs.
Services
Let’s take a look at the different types of services that I offer to my clientele.
Companionship
The majority of my patrons come to me for erotic companionship. At times as a stand-alone service or combined with a full service session. It’s a well known fact that humans are social creatures but not all of us are lucky enough to have an abundance of meaningful, enjoyable interactions with others. Regardless of why that may be the case, I offer an open minded and non-judgemental ear. Beyond just being a tentative listener I bring an interesting perspective that is thought provoking as much as it is insightful..
Sensual Massage
Massage has been a major part of my life for as long as I can remember. I love the energetic exchange that happens during an intense rub down. Helping people relieve their aches and pains is beneficial for me as well. I am not professionally trained but I have an very healthy understanding of musculoskeletal anatomy. FBSM is not something that I offer as a standalone service but it is included with all VIP sessions. Recently I’ve been experimenting with adding aspects of ASMR to my erotic rub downs.
GF for-Hire
Who doesn’t love a caring, approachable GFE provider? Yes, I offer GFE on the regular but taking that one step beyond ‘the girlfriend experience’ is paid girlfriend for hire packages. This is not the same thing as a sugar situation or an offer of exclusivity but more so being your girlfriend within very defined and set parameters.
Full Service
Full service sexwork has been the bread and butter of my business model since the beginning. Although nowadays my sessions run the gamut from kink to hired girlfriend I am always available for full service. Safety is of utmost importance and any introduction of the idea of bare services will result in a swift block or termination of a session. Deposits also face forfeiture if the topic is suggested.
Intimacy Coaching
Have you ever wondered if you really make women cum when you hook up with them? Or, maybe you’re not quite there yet because you lack either the confidence and/or sexual experience that’s necessary to ensure that the other participant is equally as satisfied as you are following your roll in the hay.
If this resonates with you and is something you’d like to work on then my intimacy coaching is definitely for you. I offer several kinds of coaching sessions. Instruction lessons + feedback, skills audit + assessment, consultation about sex/dating/relationships and help with communication/correspondence like dating profiles, DMs, text message conversations, etc.
Need more convincing?
4 Reasons To Book A Date With An Erotic Companion
There are endless reasons to hire an intimacy professional to alleviate your sexual frustration. Enjoy a true NSA encounter. You can spend the night fulfilling a naughty fantasy or just an evening of cuddling and conversation. The point is to have physical contact with another person and experience intimate human connection.
Safe exploration
Experience guilt-free hedonistic pleasure within the confines of a safe and mutually beneficial NSA relationship. Take it up a notch by enlisting a pro to help facilitate the exploration in an open minded, safe and non-judgemental setting.
No guesswork
There are endless reasons why the modern man may face a sex shortage. Single fatherhood, multiple jobs to juggle, lackluster social skills. It’s unfair and foolish to expect civilian women to hop right into bed without showing an intention to commit. Because really, what is she getting out of it? Eliminate the uncertainty that comes with traditional hook-ups by booking a date with a legitimate professional companion.
You deserve it
Enjoying time with an erotic companion is as much a luxury service as it is a necessity. You deserve to lay back, relax and receive overwhelming pleasure.
You’d be amazed at how tantalizing each touch feels after banishing those deeply rooted negative ideas about intimacy. To experience the pure, warm, euphoric pleasure without the pressure to reciprocate can be life changing.
Let’s stay connected.
What People Say
"Jane was very pleasant to talk to. She opened the door and greeted me wearing very sexy lingerie, which showed off her beautiful body. She then offered me a drink and chatted for a bit. It was very relaxing and comfortable. Once she mentioned her massage skills, I was all in! She regretted not having the correct lotions and oils, but it was still nice and skilled.The rest was great! I will repeat for sure."
– BCeagle, P.D. review
